REASONS WHY THEY ARE THE BEST COUPLE:
- Their self obsession would be nauseating to anyone else.
- They both were revered as genuinely amazing athletes, until revealing their true love of the dramatic spotlight.
- We totally hate them, except when they do America a solid at the Olympics or some other world stage.
- Its nice they won’t have to die alone.
REASONS WHY THEY ARE THE WORST COUPLE:
- When they’re together, it’s difficult to know who to hate more.
- If they procreate, their little punks and bitches would make the other kids cry in gym class.
- They’re from two different sporting seasons, summer and winter. Even if golf were on the ticket, they’d never share an Olympics.
- The thought of their intimate life frightens me.