REASONS WHY TIGER WOODS & LINDSEY VONN ARE THE BEST & WORST COUPLE EVER

20 Mar

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REASONS WHY THEY ARE THE BEST COUPLE:

  1. Their self obsession would be nauseating to anyone else.
  2. They both were revered as genuinely amazing athletes, until revealing their true love of the dramatic spotlight.
  3. We totally hate them, except when they do America a solid at the Olympics or some other world stage.
  4. Its nice they won’t have to die alone.

REASONS WHY THEY ARE THE WORST COUPLE:

  1. When they’re together, it’s difficult to know who to hate more.
  2. If they procreate, their little punks and bitches would make the other kids cry in gym class.
  3. They’re from two different sporting seasons, summer and winter. Even if golf were on the ticket, they’d never share an Olympics.
  4. The thought of their intimate life frightens me.
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