FERGIE HAS NO BUSINESS HARBORING JOSH DUHAMEL’S ZYGOTE

18 Feb

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Well this just makes me want to throw up in my mouth and like never ever stop. Of all the uteruses in all the world, he picks hers. GROSS. If I had 5 questions to ask God, one of them would be why is Josh Duhamel with Fergie. They disobey my most sacred commandment of courtship, which is that a couple should match. Her body is like the clearance rack at Charlotte Russe. Her face is like a PSA for the dangers of meth. Meanwhile, Josh is classically handsome and perfect. At any given moment I imagine him either teaching a child to read or rescuing a kitten from a tree. It may very well be the biggest ruse of modern times that Fergie married Josh Duhamel. And now she has forced him to create her spawn.

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