30 Jan


Shit man. I know you broke up with Tipper, but this birth of excess flesh is making me really uncomfortable. And while its very easy to fall victim to the chubs, the offensive thing about Gore is he’s such a preacher to us all– with his documentaries and speeches and books about all the ways we’re f*cking up the world. And it makes me want to be like ‘Maybe I AM contributing to global warming and the orphaning of  seal pups. But at least I know when not to reach for that 4th slice of pizza.’ Pull yourself together Gore. Otherwise when the ice caps melt, I’m looking to you as a flotation device.


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