CHRISTINA AGUILERA’S HAIR: AN OBITUARY

6 Dec

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Sometime in recent months, Ms. Aguilera’s hair met its untimely demise. Bleach and aerosol hairsprays are the likely perpetrators. “BLONDER,  FABer” she senselessly insisted. There was nothing stylists could do to save the damaged locks. Months of hair extensions and faux ponytails finally gave way to this perverse, alien mop of platinum. Ms. Aguilera’s hair is survived by its appropriately highlighted former self, as captured in the music video to “Genie In A Bottle”.

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