GOLLUM CURSES MANKIND AGAIN FML

2 Dec

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Uggggggggghhh. This little shit is back in town? WHY. Weren’t the first 3 Rings movies enough? ‘My preciousssssss’ Here we are all worried about disease and war and the economy but GOLLUM’S VOICE SHOULD BE ON THE LIST TOO. Its like a requiem for the anti-christ. And. his. face. Who enjoys looking at that?! It must provide some type of low metric for appearance to people.

Clearly I could never stand to go see ‘The Hobbit’. But the advertising for this film promises to be so widespread that I will not be able to avoid Gollum. Everybody close their eyes and think of Ryan Gosling. Otherwise we are doomed.

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