Somebody likes showing off their um… gold medals. Listen Nastia, we’ve all admired your legs as we’ve watched them swing effortlessly between the uneven bars. But when you came on the Today show in 6 inch heels and booty shorts, any grace you once possessed was erased from my mind by this desperate attempt to stay relevant. If you’re preparing to appear in a different kind of center fold, than mission accomplished. Otherwise, don some decent leg coverage. These olympic games are not about you.