20 Jun

When Ryan first appeared on ‘The Bachelorette’ wearing this tank top last night, I paused my TV as if it was a divine order and all-out yelled for minutes. I don’t even know if I was breathing. Watching with my girlfriends we become a flaming, irrefutable tyrant of estrogen, and any flaw in these men becomes unforgivable. The rallying cry for this moment was ‘THAT IS A WOMENS TOP. THAT IS A HALTER TOP’ although other good points were made about the wideness of the straps, and also that similar tanks may be found in the Xhiliration section at Target. More yelling moments throughout the episode involved Ryan’s turquoise suede loafers, and his absurdly manicured beard ‘HOW CAN SHE EVEN LOOK AT HIM. HE HAS FANGS ON HIS FACE.’ Thank God this d-bag who physically repels the other men (look at Doug on the end of the couch!) didn’t wrestle a rose out of Emily. But we are far from out of the woods. Jef (one F) and his knee socks remain. Stay tuned…


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