Remember in high school science class when you had to swab different surfaces, and see if they would grow some sort of mold when placed in a petri dish with a red jellied blood material? Wow, when typed out that sounds super weird. Hopefully ya’ll did something similar and this isn’t one of those ‘Hannah, that’s NOT normal’ moments. Anyways, you rub a Q-Tip that’s touched the keyboard from the library computer or the girls bathroom doorknob on the petri dish, and behold, shit grows. At the end you think okaaay… so I’ve learned that this school needs more Lysol. Then you throw the petri dish in the waste basket and move on. I wish I could throw this new logo for Lifetime in the waste basket. I wish I could move on. But think of how often I am going to be subject to this logo over the summer… I mean regular TV is winding down, and Lifetime premieres ‘Bristol Palin: Life’s a Tripp’ later this month. Instead of gawking at Bristol in bliss, I’m going to be thinking about the wretched L blob harvesting in the Lifetime petri dish.