I’M MAD THAT I EVEN KNOW WHO CAMILLA BELLE IS

2 Jun

… as she’s actually never done anything remotely noteworthy in her life. Is she an actress? A model? Apparently, she’s someone that should make me want to buy cotton. See below…

Obvi I’m going to buy cotton, is the most versatile and delightful fabric there is. But it sure as hell isn’t going to have  anything to do with this random chick. I wish I could devote the brainspace that stores Camilla’s existence to something more worthy… like memorizing the rap verse in the Nicki Minaj song ‘Starships’, or the names of this season’s Bachelorette suitors.

But I can’t, so I’m just going to go do some unmotivated-by-Camilla cotton shopping. Leaving her to continue doing whatever she makes a living doing… grooming her thick eyebrows, pretending she matters.

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