Last night at the Billboard Music Awards, arguably the most appropriate time ever in which to look young and hip, Katy Perry decided instead dye her hair and lips this relentless shade of purple. I know the spirit of dying her hair purple was made in twentysomething pop star vain. But when paired with the Helen Mirren inspired smoosh-boobed jeweled frock, the whole look is reminiscent of a post menopausal women trying desperately to still feel beautiful. I want to slap her and say ‘KATY stop being so garish. You’re never going to be more naturally beautiful then you are right now’ and then slowly pull the lipstick out of her hand.