RACHEL ZOE LACKS FLESH

27 Apr

For being the most famous fashion stylish in the world, Rachel Zoe just never looks good. Outright panic strikes my heart every time I see her boney chest and drooping chin jowls. That isn’t the fate of every woman, is it?! This has to just be punishment for years of choosing Manolo Blahniks as her main form of¬†sustenance. In any event, most unfortunate that she looks this way. I would guess she’s at least 50, but in actuality she’s 41 and a new Mom! Well all the best Rachel, and in the future I wish you more food, less blonde hair dye, and a bra that keeps your boobs within a stone’s throw of one another.

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