THE CRIME OF BLACK PANTS AND BROWN SHOES

17 Jan

Men, listen to me. Please NEVER wear black pants with dark brown shoes. The color clash is unforgivable. You probably only have 2 colors of pants, black and brown… is it too much to ask that you own two corresponding pairs of shoes? If you think that’s too difficult, I implore you to imagine your life as a girl for one moment. We all must own four times as many shoes as you, just to make a passing grade. So suck it up and buy 2 pairs. Otherwise I’ll continue to judge you (even more than usual) on our morning L commutes together.

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