17 Jan

Men, listen to me. Please NEVER wear black pants with dark brown shoes. The color clash is unforgivable. You probably only have 2 colors of pants, black and brown… is it too much to ask that you own two corresponding pairs of shoes? If you think that’s too difficult, I implore you to imagine your life as a girl for one moment. We all must own four times as many shoes as you, just to make a passing grade. So suck it up and buy 2 pairs. Otherwise I’ll continue to judge you (even more than usual) on our morning L commutes together.


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