WHAT YOU DON’T WANT YOUR MAN TO SMELL LIKE

30 Dec

This is a men’s fragrance which, as my sister well articulated, looks like Windex. I wonder if you’re supposed to keep it atop your dresser, or underneath the kitchen sink alongside the Pledge. The latter would seem more appropriate for these absurdly packaged scents. Can you imagine spraying anything neon blue or red onto your body? And the names are equally preposterous… ‘Fresh Guy’, ‘Black’, ‘Most Wanted’, and my favorite ‘Really Ripped Abs’. Apparently all you have to do is spray this onto a torso and a beer belly miraculously transforms into dazzling, toned flesh.

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